D-Day I've been asked to write a little rhyme But keep it nice and simple So here's the tale of their special day And a dreaded wedding pimple! There it was upon her face All red and full of puss And everyone was running round trying not to fuss They tried and tried all sorts of things To make it go away But nothing worked it still remained A blemish on her day I'll save you Debs, and when I'm done You won't look like a hag All you really have to do Is wear this paper bag! Tim then turned and said to me As he gratefully shed a tear Have you got any more of those Say - Enough to last a year! So here they are about to have Bucket loads of fun My #poem now runs out of words But their journeys just begun