The Man In The Bar There once was a man in a bar..

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The Man In The Bar There once was a man in a bar. When he ordered a beer, the barkeeper said "we have a special Challenge today. In the garden there is an alligator, fight with it and make it inconsciente. After that, there is an old Woman upstairs, she have never had an orgasm, make her have an orgasm. When you are done, you will get 3 bortles of whiskey". "No way" said the man. After a few more bottles of beer, the man was drunk, and said "okay. I have had a rough day. I could use some whiskey. I accept the Challenge". So the man Walked out to the garden, the barkeeper could hear strange noises from out there, but he stayed inside. After a while, the man came back. "I'm done'' he said, "now where is that god damn old Woman I'm going to fight with?"