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Vertalen   12 jaren geleden

Ragnar The Red Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red Who came riding to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade As he told of bold battles and gold he had made But then he went quiet, did Ragnar the Red When he met the shield-maiden Matilda, who said; "Oh, you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead Now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed!" And so then came clashing and slashing of steel As the brave lass Matilda charged in, full of zeal And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more- When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor!

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Emma Hine

This is excellent👏👏👏welcome to Opuss😊
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Emma Hine

Just seen that this is not your own poem. It's ok to post quotes but you must acknowledge the source or if unknown put that, otherwise it is plagiarism and there are rules about that on here.
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    Vertalen   12 jaren geleden

    The 3 Construction Workers There was 3 men who worked at a construction site. One was Italian, one was American and one was Norwegian. Every day they had lunch together, high up on a house they were building. And every day they had the same lunch. One day, the Italian man said "No, pizza in my lunch box again! If I get pizza tomorrow again, I'll jump down from here". The American man said "No, hamburger in my lunch box again! If I get hamburger tomorrow again, I'll jump down from here". The Norwegian man said "No, ham sandwich in my lunch box again! if I get ham sandwich tomorrow again I'll jump down from here". The next day, the Italian man got pizza, the American man got hamburger and the Norwegian man got ham sandwich, so they jumped. The men had a mutual funeral. The Italian's wife cried and said "he could have asked me to give him something else in his lunch box" and the American wife said the same thing, but the Norwegian wife kept quiet. The both wives looked at her with a strange look, and the Norwegian wife then said "Don't look at me, he made the sandwiches by himself"

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    Nick Stokes

    Heard a different version of this, still a classic
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      The Man In The Bar There once was a man in a bar. When he ordered a beer, the barkeeper said "we have a special Challenge today. In the garden there is an alligator, fight with it and make it inconsciente. After that, there is an old Woman upstairs, she have never had an orgasm, make her have an orgasm. When you are done, you will get 3 bortles of whiskey". "No way" said the man. After a few more bottles of beer, the man was drunk, and said "okay. I have had a rough day. I could use some whiskey. I accept the Challenge". So the man Walked out to the garden, the barkeeper could hear strange noises from out there, but he stayed inside. After a while, the man came back. "I'm done'' he said, "now where is that god damn old Woman I'm going to fight with?"

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      Oliver MÃ¥nsson

      I meant unconscious and bottles.
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      Nick Stokes

      this joke never gets old
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      Lol
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