The Blonde Stewardess....probably Virgin Atlantic! Hotel lobby in L.A. and a crew are sat round preparing for their duty. One crew member is missing however, the newbie. The Captain gets straight on the phone to her room but when she answers she's crying her eyes out. "What's the matter?" says the Captain, "why are you crying?". "I can't get out of the room" replied the hostie. A little confused the captain went on to enquire why she was seemingly stuck in her hotel room? "Well, there are three doors in this room" she sobbed, "one is for the bathroom, one is for the wardrobe and the other has a sign on it saying 'Do Not Disturb'"!!!!