Bird There was this little old lady and she was ..

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Bird There was this little old lady and she was lonely so she wanted a pet. She found a bird and he said " I love your dress!" The lady bought the bird and was very happy until she took the bird to her house. The bird started swearing, and bit her, the lady was shocked! So she stuck him in the freezer for 5 long minutes and the bird did it again! The lady was so upset that she put the bird to the freezer for 15 minutes. The bird was one minute away from death. He promised that he would never do it again but he asked the lady," that turkey in there, what did he do attack you or something?"