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Translate   12 years ago

Alas......my last post. This site has a good thing going , although its not THE site for me to spread the unbridled love I have for humour! Bonjour...

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    Translate   12 years ago

    My wife has decided she's leaving me, due to my addiction to anti-depressants....guess I won't be needing them anymore then!

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      Translate   13 years ago

      Sooo sick of hearing about that stratos jump........I came down from a much higher height after an Eminem concert in 2001

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        Translate   13 years ago

        That's the tenth passenger today who's called me a shit bus driver.....I don't know where they get off.

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        Class. Never heard this before.
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          Translate   13 years ago

          I just came across my ex's tits......I really ought to clean the freezer out more often.

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          Voldormondo

          @mucca79 dear me
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