The Parrot A lady walks past a pet shop on her way to work and a parrot on a perch squawks 'hey fatty!'. The lady walks on horrified. On her way home the lady walks past the pet shop and, again, the parrot squawks 'hey fatty!'. When she gets home the lady phones the pet shop and tells the owner that she'll call the police if his parrot calls her fatty again. He swears to have a stern word with the parrot and assures her that would be the end of it. The next morning the lady walks past the pet shop and the parrot shouts 'hey!'. The lady spins around and says 'what?!'. The parrot replies 'you fucking know what!'.
React
Comment
Share
