Father Christmas Missing! #weeklyopusschallenge Yes, it's true! Artic explorers, eager to find Father Christmas, treaded to his lair in the North Pole and astonishingly could NOT find him. They searched the land of snow, with no success. Where could he be? Does this mean no more gifts? I was told that he was last seen following a CocaCola truck. What could he possibly want? On Christmas day everyone was heart broken. No gifts meant no happiness. Someone started shooting bullets in the street and five people died. The Snow-elves, good friends of Santa, claimed that Santa was drunk. Sure enough, he was found in a cave, his red hood on his head, and many whiskey bottles on the floor. How bizzare! People formed an angry, shouting parade and conquered the cave. Poor clueless Santa is now injured, still in the cave. Next year, wish for good luck. ~reported by Maryam.