Buttitches A kid named Buttitches had his first day at a new school. When the teacher asked what his name was he said "Buttitches". The teacher said "tell me your name." "Buttitches." The teacher said "if you don't tell me your real name then you're going to the principle's office." "Buttitches!!!" When he got into the principle's office he asked "what's your name?" "Buttitches." "Tell me your real name." The principle said "Buttitches." The principle said "if you don't tell me your real name you will have to leave." "Buttitches!!!" As Buttitches was walking home he got hit by a bus. Everyone in town gathered around his body, his mother, his father, the policemen, and the firemen. Buttitches' Mother said "Oh my poor Buttitches!!!!!" Then everyone in town said "then scratch it!"
