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When Buzz Met SnowWhite Buzz walks in through the door of McDonalds. Buzz: To the infinity, and beyond! Buzz looks around and sees SnowWhite. Buzz: Are you Miss White? SnowWhite: I am SnowWhite. Hello. Are you Buzz? You're very... um... plastic. Buzz: And you are paler than in your profile picture. SnowWhite: Um, ok. Awkward silence. Buzz sits down facing SnowWhite. Buzz: So do you like the place? SnowWhite: It's an interesting choice. Do they have apples? Buzz: I don't know. I don't eat. I just enjoy the colours. SnowWhite: I'd rather die than live another day in this death. Buzz: I'm a space ranger. SnowWhite stares at Buzz not saying a word. Buzz: So what is your favourite colour? SnowWhite: White. Buzz: How original! I really enjoy green. Awkward silence. SnowWhite's stomach growls. Buzz plays with his wings. Buzz: So I better go save the world now. SnowWhite holds up a strand of her hair and stares at the ends. Buzz stands up to leave. Buzz: This went well. We must do this again. SnowWhite looks up in amazement. Buzz runs out the door. SnowWhite: You will never have my heart! SnowWhite gets up and walks to the till. SnowWhite: A Big Mac, please. With loads of apple. #opussweeklychallenge

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