A Funny Little Joke About Lumpy Chocolate. I'm sat at the kitchen table, vigourously whisking some lumpy chocolate. A few minutes later, the mixture is velvety smooth, and I simply cannot wait to try some of it. So I spoon some of the chocolate in my mouth, and I close my eyes to really taste the richness of it all. I'm lost in heaven. My first mistake was picking up the bowl of melted chocolate. Because my eyes were still closed, I bumped into a rather solid wall and dropped the glass bowl, and of course, it hit the marble floor and shattered into a hundred tiny pieces. With my eyes still closed, I turn around, slip on the runny chocolate, and bump my head against the tiles of the floor. I'm yelping with pain, and to see what the matter is, my Big Sister comes in. Of course, she then slips too, and lands besides me. " I just did that. " I muttered I between tears and a lot of lumpy chocolate. That was my second mistake. She sat up, looked me in the eye, and punched me rather hard in the face. If you don't know, I did that too the other day.