I'm a "tell it like it is" sort of person, I think it's important that others know where they stand with me. I can be brutally honest, but prefer that to lying. If I allow someone to get to know me, they will know everything about me, warts and all.
A Stiff One
Viagra may soon be sold in liquid form,
And will assist the flaccid when it’s done.
By making it possible for a man to perform.
By literally pouring himself a stiff one.