Gay Marriage And so it was That thence it came A confused cause Guised with shame Why did it come? The MPs asked As they climbed out Of Cameron's ass They'd been there long Three years in fact But shlong on shlong Meant that was that Gay marriage?!?! Said thee of the Tory party "We'll manage.." He simpered, gallantly. "It's fair on them" He went on to say "You'll see when Your kids are gay!" But PM you just don't see Your ass is where we've sat for weeks Homosexuality Is not the worry. It's your deceit. Your impudence Your lack in credence That smart-ass reference: 'Equal but different' Proves only one thing: You are not winning So better to bin it Than try to just wing it Marriage belongs in the Christian lexicon. This bill won't end sexual stigmatisation. Un-marry all those not united before God Those married on beaches, in plazas and malls Let Christians have all their fucked up antics While the rest of us wallow with civil partnerships Sorted.