Sam

Insulting Tips Before you insult someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them and have their shoes.

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What can you never eat for breakfast? Dinner

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Two muffins were sat in an oven. One said "God its hot in here!", the other one said "arrghghhhhh a talking muffin!

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Neat freak Just because I arrange my DVDs in alphabetical order, it does not mean I am a neat freak!

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The scarf said to the top hat "you hang around and i'll go on ahead"

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