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Insulting Tips Before you insult someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them and have their shoes.
What can you never eat for breakfast? Dinner
Two muffins were sat in an oven. One said "God its hot in here!", the other one said "arrghghhhhh a talking muffin!
Neat freak Just because I arrange my DVDs in alphabetical order, it does not mean I am a neat freak!
The scarf said to the top hat "you hang around and i'll go on ahead"
