I am a Dog (not a captured, well fed fat fox) and i go "meow meow".
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Pizza Vs Police We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
How Its Really Works I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
