I am a Dog (not a captured, well fed fat fox) and i go "meow meow".
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Pizza Vs Police We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
How Its Really Works I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
