Boyfriend When you're sixteen Your only dream Is to find a boyfriend. But then when he comes You realize pickin' plums Wasn't the highlight of his weekend. So next you split up 'Cause he broke your cup Plus another girl's in the blend. Tomorrow He says with no sorrow, "There's a date you need to attend." Though you are broken You still see a token That says "please still be my girlfriend!" So you go to a restaurant And order a croissant The waiter says, "Who is this?" Then you say, "He's my boyfriend." Then you kiss.

Scarf I love my scarf It makes the leaves twirl And my dog say, "Arf!" But best of all It catches your barf.

Books When you open a book Power opens up inside you Bringing a line Of magic only you Can understand. Your book is waiting To be read And picked up Into the loving hands Of you. Once you are done The power waits Till another youth Shares the line of power. Only you can understand The magic in a book. Use the magic well.

When Evil Passes Through When you are old You come to think about The evil That passes through. . . . When you are two You are too young To understand The dangers of the world. Five is when You start to notice Your parents' Stressed faces. Seven is when Your parents Give you The full story. Then it strikes. Your parents start To Give you a cold stare Tell you to do chores Way too hard for you. But then When you're older Community joins in. You're wallets are stolen Blackmail's coming People on the streets grab Money And kidnapping follows. You are most relieved When evil's done With his lonesome visit.

Troll Traits Trolls are mean And worst they aren't lean. Or clean.