A joke a day keeps the Doctor at bay. So I\'ve heard...
Onions People think the onion is the only vegetable that makes you cry. But they've obviously never been smacked in the face with a fucking turnip.
Made Up Fact Steve Jobs was a child prodigy. His first invention was the popular children's game, iSpy.
Liar I used to work in a lie factory. I got fired because I didn't really.
Give It A Try... If you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges.
Mr Bond Sean Connery certainly has found his niche. She was in the back garden, chatting with his nephew.
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