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A joke a day keeps the Doctor at bay. So I\'ve heard...

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Translate   13 years ago

Onions People think the onion is the only vegetable that makes you cry. But they've obviously never been smacked in the face with a fucking turnip.

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Tom Curtis

That's copied!
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Sam Carter

Likely. But I wonder. Was that turnip shaped like a 'thingie'?
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Mai

@DemonCarter haha dude ! "let's cut to the cheese already!" xD
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    Translate   13 years ago

    Made Up Fact Steve Jobs was a child prodigy. His first invention was the popular children's game, iSpy.

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    Bhaskar

    Hahaha lol rofl that's funny
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      Translate   13 years ago

      Liar I used to work in a lie factory. I got fired because I didn't really.

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        Translate   13 years ago

        Give It A Try... If you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges.

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        StormieSkies

        Dam, I think I'm doing it wrong! X
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        StormieSkies

        Dam, I think I'm doing it wrong! X
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        StormieSkies

        Oh, right.... I get it nowz
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          Translate   13 years ago

          Mr Bond Sean Connery certainly has found his niche. She was in the back garden, chatting with his nephew.

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