A Lucky Day A young man was walking in the shopping centre when a rather small, Ginger women wearing a green dress passed him. Being male, the man followed the women all day. He sat with her at dinner, he went to the same shops and near the end of the day he walked up to the bus station with her. She noticed him and said "look pal, are you lost or something cos you've been following me around all day!". The man said "Dont worry, we'll get to Ireland and i'll go home". The women looked puzzled "what are you talking about?". The man was bewildered and he just said "But you're taking me to the end of the rainbow. Surely your a leprechaun aren't you!?"

Damn! Boy: Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl: (Blushes) Awwww Boy: Cos it looks like your face got the impact of the fall. Girl: (Damn! I knew I should've used the natural effect makeup!)

You I loved you once, but never again You broke my heart and now I'm in pain But still I love you, but why again?

Love I may not have the prettiest face, I may not wear the latest fashion, My body may not have experienced any surgery but I love you and thats all that matters. He may no ring you at 3am every morning to tell you he loves you, He may not bring you 20 roses a day, He might not be a prince charming but he loves you and that's all that matters. If you make each other happy and smile then it is still love and that's all that matters.