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Translate   12 years ago

How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.

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OMG I SPAT OUT MY WATER
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    Translate   12 years ago

    Boot camp. Duluth, Minnesota. February. Six A.M. Six below zero. The Sergeant bellows "Outta those bunks! Birthday suit inspection! I want you to fall in outside, NOW! Buck nekkid! Stand close enough to make the man in front of you smile! MOVE, YOU FUCKERS!" The barracks quickly empty, the men fall in and shiver at attention. The Sergeant hollers "LOOSEN RANKS!" The ranks separate a bit. The Captain approaches, carrying a swagger stick. With the stick, he swats one of the men across the chest. "Did that hurt, Mister?" the Captain demands. "No, SIR!" the recruit shouts. "Why not?" barks the Captain. "Because I'm a U.S. Marine, SIR!" The Captain nods, and moves on down the front rank a bit. He whacks another man across the butt. "Did that hurt, Mister?" "No, SIR!" "Why not?" "Because I'm a U.S. Marine, SIR!" Satisfied, the Captain continues on down the rank. He notices that one of the men is sporting a huge erection, and brings his stick down sharply on the proffered target. "Did that hurt, Mister?" "No, SIR!" "Why not?" "Because it belongs to the fellow behind me, SIR!"

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      Translate   12 years ago

      Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look hard!

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        Translate   12 years ago

        Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That's a good idea you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

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          Translate   12 years ago

          Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That's a good idea you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

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