Ask Derpy And Doctor Whooves Ask Derpy, Dr. Whooves Twilight, or Trixie any question that you want as long as it is a G PG or PG13 rated question. Derpy: Doctor! Come quick! *doctor whooves (DW) gallops in looking for danger* DW: What! Is it a Dalek! Derpy: No no I just made a questions script blog thing. *dw looks disappointed because there wasn't any danger but lights up when he heard the news* DW: Can I see? *he asks, looking over derpys shoulder to see the page* Derpy: There is only one question right now but it will last. It's for you from Diamond ₩illow Tree. It says 'who do you like better. Derpy, Twilight, or Trixie?' DW: Now I can't choose a favorite. I value all of my partners the same. Derpy: But you like me more right?! *derpy stares at him waiting for an answer with big puppy eyes. DW backs up slowly into another room blushing* DW: I VALUE ALL OF MY PARTNERS THE SAME! *he yelled as he stuffs his face with butter trying to hide his blushing* Derpy: *derpy shakes her head in amusement* Please ask! --------------------------------- Derpy: Doctor, are you done? DW: Ya. Why? Is there a question? Derpy: Yup! It's a question to me from gorilla glen.*derpy begins to read from the comments section* Derpy why is it I can't peel an orange with my left foot. I can do it with my right and cut it into segments but my left just mashes it up. I have the same problem with apples and bacon. *derpy stares at it* What's a foot? *DW spits out orange juice he was randomly drinking and went to the computer* DW: I know what a foot is! Twilight: *twilight magically appears in the room* As do I. Derpy: Well good. Because I'm stumped. DW: Well since you are a gorilla, then peeling an orange with your feet is normal. I'm guessing its like hands. You have dominate hands you use the most so you are better at using that hand. I'm guessing that in this case it is the same with gorilla's feet. Twilight: And as for what bacon is… Derpy: Thanks for reminding me. What is bacon? Twilight: You REALLY don't want to know. DW: If you don't tell her I will. And I'm going to be straight forward with it. *DW says snickering. Twilight huffs and goes on* Twilight: In the human world, people eat vegetables, fruits, AND meat. *derpy stares at her like she was going to be sick* But don't worry. I didn't eat any while I was there. I was lucky enough to have grabbed a veggie bugger at the school instead of a hamburger. DW: By any chance, can I go through the portal some time? My protein is low and no one sells any meat! Twilightrolls her eyes* Its because ponies are vegetarians! We don't eat meat! And why don't you just use the tardis to take you back to the human world? *twilight was annoyed* DW: Do you know how hard it is to drive the tardis with hooves! *DW and twilight where now nose to nose ready for an argument* Derpy: Heahea, I think that it's time for twilight to go now.*derpy starts pushing twilight to the door as twilight protests* Now it was nice having you and all, but all nice things have to come to an end some time.*derpy shoves her out the door* Bye bye!*derpy turns around and glares evily at DW* DW: What? *DW asked dumbly* Derpy: At least TRY to be on ponies good side! *DW giggles at the term 'ponies'. Derpy glares at him and he stops and whistles as if nothing happened* DW: ANYway, please ask! --------------------------------- Derpy: *glares evily at computer screen* DW: Is something wrong derpy? Derpy: Yes. WHY DO EVERYONE ASK ME ABOUT FEET?! I don't even know what feet are! *DW laughs playfully at her* Why don't you just answer this one. I have no idea what their talking about. DW: Ok. Like I said before, people have a dominate hand they use. It is their hand that they use the most. Evilfingerz and glen, I think it might be the same way with feet. Maybe. I've never tried to use my feet for anything until I came to equestria. Now I can buck! *with that he bucks a hat rack down* Oops. Derpy: Didn't we JUST answer that question? DW: Hey, it doesn't hurt to ask. So ask!