Not a Magician I don't understand people - AT ALL. They're bipolar. I mean I get that I'm just as human as any person should be but I'm confused about others. They say I talk to much and I tried to change that by being silent for a couple of days... and the same people that told me to be less talkative told me that I wasn't talking enough. I'm not sure what they were expecting.. Were they expecting me to raise my hand everytime I wanted to speak or walk around and put duck tape on my mouth when I thought I've talked to much. It'd be really awkward if that's actually what they were expecting - which I'm praying they weren't cause then I'd advise them to check themselves into a mental institute. But all seriousness though, everyone needs to figure out what they want from me. I'm not a magician, and even if I were one I'd probably be terrible at it. e.j.

Flirtatious? Me? So I've been told by SO many people that I'm a natural flirt, but honestly I don't know what they're talking about. I mean yeah I talk to guys but that doesn't mean I'm flirting... I 'd talk to them the same way I would if I were talking to girls. I tried to purposely flirt once.. It didn't go so well... I ended up falling down the stairs with the guy I liked trying to catch me from behind. He failed miserably at catching me by the way considering the fact that I was basically sliding down the stairs as if the stairs were a slide at a playground. To top it off, he ended up laughing at me. I laughed too to cover up the fact that I had just slid down a flight of stairs, stretched out his shirt by pulling it (as if it would help), and bruised my back... So yeah... Now that I think about it, I guess I am pretty good at flirting in a way. Since I can always make people (both genders but I'm mainly referring to males) laugh. e.j.

#life's a Bit... #life’s a bag full of bricks. I would say that #life’s a “b” but then I’d have to deal with all the feminists. haha jokes on you the fools who thought I actually cared. Don’t get me wrong I’m not against feminism because I'm a feminist myself, but I shouldn’t have to be ashamed of what comes out of this thing my creator stuck on my face. I'm just as affected by it as some, stranger we put in outer space. I apologize if my jokes aren’t as funny as you would like. Or if I wasn’t blessed with your kind of height. but not all of us are identical. and Not all of us are alike. Truth is we were supposed to know all of this already. we have things that our skull protects with all its might but i don’t think we ourselves put up much of a fight. but that’s just me. Cause though #life’s a bag full of bricks We all have decisions. we gather as much information as our minds can take in order to justify these choices we make. but instead we look at people and we classify them as someone who is “fake”. What happened to everyone is equal cause to me we are all just the same kind of people. Just different skin tones and different names. but in the end we are all just one and the same. Call me a child which I know I am but I don’t think I’d want to live in a world with bad vibes cause I don’t want kids going to school - when they feel like they’ve already died. Im just a kid and my words don’t mean much but some people are hiding when it’s time for lunch. some people are crying because they cant even afford a lunch. Give a dollar; it’ll go a mile Give a friendship, and you'll make someone else smile. and ooh what I’d spend to live a world full of joy and laughter but it’s sad to say that this dream is a waste to chase after cause like I said #life’s a bag full of bricks and we’re just all caught up with it’s never-ending tricks.