Christmas Time... Charlie chocolate, chose to chew a charming piece of chewing gum. Charlie Finnish his chewing gum and chewed a piece of cheddar. After the chewing of the chewing gum and cheddar, charlie chocolate chose to apply some Chapstick. Try say this in a 10 secound period. ⭐ /_ /__ /___ /____ () ][/][ E R R Y C |=| R ][. S "][" ][/][ /- S ][ o

Ten To Fifteen Minutes, Rude One day a mum was washing her kid, the kid said... "Mummy, when do I get them." She points at the breasts. "Ten to fifteen years when your older dear." Says the mum. Next day dad was washing the same little girl. The girl said... "Daddy when to I get one of those." She points at his penis. "Ten to fifteen minutes when your mums gone to tesco."

#life 2. Me, Preston, Libby and Megan were sat on the camp beds playing rummy. A zombie was banging on the door. Preston was freaking out, poor guy. We are trying, trying so hard! It's just not working. "Let me go! I want to die! Just surrender to the in undead!" He's crazy! But he calmed down. As the day progressed it got worse he looked out the window a zombie can out if no where! And even worse... A zombie got in, luckily he was asleep. We found a new person, yes another person! They are not infected, she is called Ariana. She is a kids TV, sing superstar sensation. She wore clothes of rags and hair of burgundy red. She says; "Help me please, my brother is infected I am the only one left." We took her in, we trusted her. My mother took Preston in her arms and said, everything was fine. We all drifted off and I feel that time is repeating itself as I speak, goodnight.

Tip 2 : Homework Homework is hard, depending on what you get, didn't do yours? Make up and excuse like I really didn't get it and couldn't find you anywhere to tell you. Works every time

May Be Disturbing... **THIS IS FAKE, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY THIS IS FICTIONAL** No never, no please. The words I said the last time I saw my dad. I give you complete permission to make assumptions of what happened that night. I live in fear and cold darkness everyday. It's strange how 52 simple minutes can change a #life forever. I don't go to school, I don't have friends, I don't have a #life. My #life considers what choices I make throughout it. It's hard. I considered selling myself for drugs, alcohol and possibly more. But I never had the courage, I will never have the corouge. I'm so depressed so messed up so me. I'm so impressed with myself for posting this. Thanks for listening if this ever happens to you, get help. I was to late as I am the undead.