Things To Do In A Loo Cubicle Stick your open palm under the cubicle wall and ask "May I borrow a highlighter?" Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody makes a bodily function noise. Say "Hmmm, i've never seen that colour before." Drop a marble and say "Oh no! My glass eye!" Grunt and strain really loudly for about 30 secons then drop a melon in the toilet from about 6 feet. Sigh. Say "Now how did that get there?" Say "Humus. Reminds me of Humus."

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BLEACH CONTENT Aizen's tea party After a tea party between Aizen, Tousen, Gin and the Espadas, they returned to their apartments, penthouses on the roof of Las Noches. Gin and Tousen went into Aizen's room, and the Espada decided to all have a sleepover at Yammy's. Grimmjow staggered unsteadily through the doorway with a worried Ulquiorra not far behind him. "What's the matter, Grimmjow? You don't look well." "I think I drank too much tea at Aizen's party. It's really knocking me out..." Heaving, Grimmjow raced upstairs, still with Ulquiorra trailing him, muttering to himself. "You never know, Aizen-sama could have drugged the tea, or genetically modified it or.." Szayel was interuppted by a grumpy sounding Hainnabel. "Only you would do that, Szayel." "Pinky nerd!" Coyote giggled gingerly under his breath. Grimmjow dizzily bent over the toilet bowl with an open mouth, Ulquihorra standing behind him holding his shaggy blue hair back. A red shiny ball formed, and out of his mouth blasted a huge cero. It smashed through the toilet, bits of porcelain flew everywhere. Ulquiorra winced as bits of loo smacked him in the face, and Grimmjow stood up and stared dumbfoundly at the mess he had made. Although he did feel a bit better after that ordeal. "Grimmjow, are you okay? What's going on up there? Have we got a bit of Grimm x Ulqui going on?" Yammy called The Espada who sat on the sofas downstairs snorted with laughter. Regaining his calmness, Ulquiorra strolled downstairs and pointed up. "No actually, Yammy. Grimmjow has just regurgitated a cero and broken your upstairs toilet." "You make him sound like a baby bird" Nnoitra sniggered. The living room was silent for a few seconds, as Yammy processed this new information that he had beeen given. "Oh god, no!" He gasped. "Now where am I going to pee!?" "I think you are forgetting something, Yammy." Szayel whispered. "Seeing as we're hollow, it's physically impossible to do such an action." "Well then, why do we all have toilets in our apartments? And where does all the tea that we drink go?" Nnoitra uttered. "Who knows, those are the wonders of Aizen and Hueco mundo."

Wedding I look beneath me as georgeous lilac silk drapes delicately over my feet. Delicious smelling flowers tickle my peachy soft face, I try not to sneeze as I must refrain from spoiling this wonderful moment. A beautiful woman with soft curly hair piled on top of her head sweeps down the aisle, her flowy white dress gently dragging behind her. A tall and handsome groom with black satin tails clutches hold of her arm as the vicar says his lines. They take eachother to be partners, and they lean in for a long, dreamy kiss. Tears well up in my eyes. I hope that one day, I can get married and have a wedding that's as wonderful as this.

The Real World She soared across the crystal-blue sky, gently flapping her golden glossy wings. Wind brushed the stray wisps of hair off of Cherie's face as she delecately dodged fluffy white clouds. The summer's sun beat down on her back, warming not only her body, but her spirit and heart. Cherie slowed down in her flight, and no matter how quickly she beat her lushious wings, she didn't seem to be getting anywhere. She slowly glared at her side. Great, golden teardrops slithered off the tips of her smooth, waxy feathers. They drooped down into the world below, she was falling. Falling back into the real world where pain could be felt and dreams could be broken and shattered into tiny fragments. And what put Cherie in despair, was the reminder that she would never be able to turn back.