The Day The Superheroes Quit One weekend In San Francisco, CA, Superheroes pressed 'send' Emailing...... "Enough for the day! I'm getting old. I'm 87! And not so bold." Batman warned. Wonder Woman complained, "My weight has gained!" Superman said, "I'm practically dead!" Hulk screamed, "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!!" Which is probably in the dictionary, On the contrary. "We need a refund!" "I'm hunched on a cane!" "My gun isn't gunned!" "Hey, don't call me insane!" It was true. The supers were too old. They were like puppies at the zoo With a really bad cold. Humankind needed a hero And needed one quick. They were lowered to zero They needed someone slick. But who? (Just for fun, why don't you come up with a crazy superhero name and give its powers? Then draw a sketch or something.)

Ski Connections " You follow other peoples' ski and snowboard tracks in the snow. So you know it's the safe way and you follow it. But if everyone did this, there will be no tracks to follow! Sometimes, you have to make your own tracks. Make your own mark. If it's dangerous, at least you will be known for your bravery and courage, and people will look up to you. So don't be afraid, God will be with you." -Ella Dines, ski track contestant

Love You see your boy Slowly you fall apart Then you break Up All your friends have boys Except those gay ones And wanna-be-single ones So when you see your ex-boy Remember to Punch him in the face Tell him not to read this

Art "A picture is worth a thousand words."

The #haiku That Isn't A #haiku What you are about to see is a #haiku. But it's not a #haiku. It's a #haiku- Lizzbee version. Usual #haikus are Five syllables Seven syllables Five syllables Here is an example of a real #haiku called violin (made by me) I play those nice strings The bow strikes them, making sound The strings are comfort. My version of a #haiku is Eight syllables Fourteen syllables Eight syllables Example: What is the longest word you know? Mine is antidesastablishmentarianism That is the longest word I know. Ta-da!