A Friendly Spider A friendly spider said 'Hello!' But the friendly spider had to go. Although he was cheerful and not at all mean, On eight legged creatures I'm not so keen.

#haiku Attempt I don't understand. #haikus are meant to be good? All my tries are shit.

Love On The Web I be a spider and you be a fly, you'll know by now, you're my kind of guy. Although you are small and raisin-like true, there is no daytime snack I'd prefer 'stead of you.

Well Down at the bottom of the well to hell - there's a little bitty rope that you can climb. And when your stranded lost, no escape at no cost -there will be a friendly doorbell you can chime. And when you lean in for a kiss but you're dying for a piss, release your bladder then make up another time. Follow instincts, follow thoughts, be yourself just like you ought because following your dreams is not a crime.

What's the point in turning your nose up at someone, if you yourself are only a snob?