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The nonsensical non-conformist.

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Translate   12 years ago

A Friendly Spider A friendly spider said 'Hello!' But the friendly spider had to go. Although he was cheerful and not at all mean, On eight legged creatures I'm not so keen.

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    Translate   12 years ago

    #haiku Attempt I don't understand. #haikus are meant to be good? All my tries are shit.

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    Wolfme

    Other than the self deprecation, this one isn't
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    Connor Ford

    Why thank you!
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    Wolfme

    Your welcome
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      Translate   13 years ago

      Love On The Web I be a spider and you be a fly, you'll know by now, you're my kind of guy. Although you are small and raisin-like true, there is no daytime snack I'd prefer 'stead of you.

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        Translate   13 years ago

        Well Down at the bottom of the well to hell - there's a little bitty rope that you can climb. And when your stranded lost, no escape at no cost -there will be a friendly doorbell you can chime. And when you lean in for a kiss but you're dying for a piss, release your bladder then make up another time. Follow instincts, follow thoughts, be yourself just like you ought because following your dreams is not a crime.

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          Translate   13 years ago

          What's the point in turning your nose up at someone, if you yourself are only a snob?

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          Jack Richardson

          Because that's what snobs do.
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