Call Wolf Ten Times A policeman stops a car, driving way to fast. When he reaches the car, he see that it is a blonde who sits at the drivers seat. He sighs and ask her for her drivers license. "Sir, I can't do that." She answers. "I've got it retracted by driving drunk" The policeman gives her a irritated glance. "Could I see the insurance for the car and the other papers?" "I can't do that either." The blonde responds "you see, I've stolen this car" "You have STOLEN it?" "Yeah, and I murdered the owner" "You've... I mean, what? Where did this happen?" "At the owners home. I hid the body in the trunk, though." The policeman was in shock, but called for reinforcements. When his colleagues arrived, he retold the blondes story once again, upon one of them decides to open the trunk. The trunk was empty! The reinforcement asked the blonde for her papers and license: "No problem!" She tells them and immediately shows everything. "Hm, have you murdered anyone? " "No!" "Well..." The policemen looked really confused "My colleague said that you had. Sorry for this misunderstanding." "What a liar! He probably when told you that I was speeding as well!"

A Bet Worthy Socrates A member of MENSA happened by coincidence get the seat next to a blonde on the plane home from a meeting. This man became utterly bored, and decided to play a game with the blonde next to him. "My lady, we take turns asking questions to each of us. For every question that I ask you that you cannot answer, you give me 5 dollar. For every question you ask me that I cannot answer, I give you 50 dollar. Is it a deal?" The blonde, who realised that it was a good deal, agreed. "I go first", the MENSA-member declared. "What year was Beethoven born?" Without much hesitation or even a word, the blonde gave the member 5 dollar. She then asked her question: "What is invisible, and flies, but cannot walk, and swims, but cannot breathe?" The Mensa-member thought for almost thirty minutes, and couldn't figure it out what so ever. He then gave up, and gave the blonde 50 dollar. "But, what was the answer to your riddle?" The blonde then gave the man another 5 dollars.

Oldest Joke In The Book Why is blonde jokes usually so short? So that brunettes can remember them.

Best Of The Year It's easy to be on top, Of a game that just started.

A Good Year Starts Sad Explosives in the sky! A car drives by.