Animals Cruelty to animals makes me deeply sad. How could anyone ever justify that sort of behaviour, or live with themselves for such behaviour?! The laws should be stricter, animals should be protected and loved more. People should stop breeding animals when there are so many in need of a home.

Quitting Smoking If anyone in the UK needs motivation to stop smoking, just think about how much tax u already pay on yr wages.... Do u really want to give the government more money by buying fags.... Embassy n bensons over £7 for 20. Thats a serious piss take.

Unreachable Should we constantly aspire for new and better ways, or gain from what we have? Can we ever really be truly happy if we are always searching for something better? If we are looking for something better then surely we havent appreciated what we already have? Yet, whatever we already have... There is always something better. Does that then mean that happines is unreachable?

What noise does a cow without any lips make? Oooooooooooo

Perculiar Feeling There once was a woman from Ealing, who had a perculiar feeling, she layed on her back, opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling!