Pancake Joke Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes!

Pencil Joke Broken pencils are pointless.

Foggy Joke I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

Gravity Joke I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Thailand Did you know that the actual name for the capital of Thailand is 'Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udonratchaniwet Mahasathan Amom Phiman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit.' It means 'The city of angels, the great city, the eternal jewel city, the impregnable city of God Indra, the grand capital of the world endowed with nine precious gems, the happy city, abounding in an enormous Royal Palace that resembles the heavenly abode where reigns the reincarnated god, the city given by Indra and built by Vishnukarma'