Phones can only entertain you for so long...

Odd Socks Personally, I hate them. Random socks fill my draw. The ones I resent the most are the nicely patterned ones, the ones you would wear, if only you could. I find single socks that you can't even remember when it had a pair, (I found one from Beverly Hills Polo Club). But most of all, I hate that I finally gather the courage to throw them away, only to find their other halves in obscure corners. Will they ever find their pair?

Jokes What do you call cheese that's not your cheese? Nacho cheese!

Jokes Why did the girl wearing lipstick get pregnant? Because maX factor ~ Richard Green

DENIST TALK I'm just going to put some fingers around here- I'm going to put a pair of pliers in your mouth and yank a tooth out, okay? I'm just going to freeze that now- I am going to give your a rather painful injection in your mouth.