The German Boy Who Never Spoke Once there was a German boy. His parents had waited years and years for him to speak. Him quiet happy in himself, not ill or anything like that. Then one day they were having apple pie for pudding and the the boy said " this apple pie is too cold." In a German accent. Then his parents said "why have you never spoke before" The boy answered " well everything has seemed quite satisfactory up till now!"

Hair Dresser's At the hair dressers is really noisy and the whole world twirls like my golden curls.

Love Took Me Home It had been a dark and dismal day. The sun had not shone once and the clouds had parted. The lightening crackled and split the heavens apart, while Mandy's screams went un heard by all but her love's ears, Joe's...

The Pilot "Speak up Brown, your coming through!"