Facebook Friends I saw what you did on that Internet game. The way you talked to 'SamuelSane' Have you even seen his face? How does an online character make your heart race? You know he's not your real friend If you see him tomorrow, your good #life will end. Wait, you're really going to see him? He's actually a pedophile called Liam. There's nothing I can do to change your mind You're the one who put your #life on the line Thank god the policeman caught up with the van For the rest of your #life you're getting a computer ban. Since this is only a little fantasy #poem, it's not that serious. Please be careful of what you do online. It doesn't matter how old you are, everyone is at risk of cat fishing and cyber stalking ect.

Saturday Shopping for food Acting like its fun Trudging around to follow my family Ugh. The only word to describe it Really wishing I was at my friends house instead Dreading to unpack Aching back and hurting head You know you hate it too. ##acrosticchallenge ##acrosticdays

Riddle 4 Ooh haven't posted in forever.. I've boomed in the last 2 days! Everything is rushed... 30 men in white armour stand on a red hill. They jump twice to get rid of stuff Then they stand still. WHAAAT AM III? #riddlechallenge P.S: Hardest Riddle Ever unless you've read a certain book.

Mexican Jokes What's a duck's favourite Mexican food? Quackamole! A plate of small, cheesy tortillas (called 1) was talking to a crispy shell, filled with salad and meats called 2 "I don't wanna taco-bout it !"said 2 "Good! Cos I'm Nacho friend!" Said 1. #mourning_morning (Those jokes were so bad. I'm so sorry.)

Young Olympian Chapter 1 I woke up, shivering. Today was a special day. Day 4 of the Olympics. I was competing in the swimming finals today. I was shivering, not due to the unusually cold mist, but due the the nerves. Any Olympian would know that it's good to be nervous. As my nervousness faded, I decided to get up and grab a huge bowl of muesli. Not my first choice, trust me, but it gives me energy, so it's alright. I switched on the tv to see the weightlifting women's final. I just find it boring, but I know other guys love to see them lift. In my opinion, it's kinda dirty, so I try and discourage that behaviour to my twitter followers. I only just got in to the Olympics, but have already grown a huge fan base. I'm thirteen, the youngest ever competitor to be in the finals. I'm so proud to represent my country. My only goal is to become a triple gold medalist. I remember when I was young, all my friends called me 'Fish'. I competed in the County's every term, and of course, I won. It's just my favourite place to be, in a pool. I'm sure I trained hard enough, now I'm just waiting to perform. It's like a show, I've just got to be the best. Oh yeah. My name is Jamie Woofle. Silly last name, yeah I know. I have bright ginger hair, and skin that never tans. I am certainly not fat, so I guess I'm quite thin, and I'm the normal height of a thirteen year old boy. I'm just very normal. My friends, Lauren, Jessica and Tim have backed me all the way, I'm certain I can do this. Certain