Bum My wife asked me recently "does my bum look big in this" Yes I replied but to be fair it is a small bathroom. Unknown.

Blonde Two blonde divers exploring the wreck of the Titanic were amazed to discover that although it sunk 100 years ago the swimming pool was still full of water

My wife says she's leaving me due to my obsession with the pop group The Monkees. I thought she was joking. Then I saw her face......

Tarzan One day Jane finds Tarzan in the jungle, she's fascinated by him & begins to ask him questions about his #life, she finally gets round to asking him what he does for sex I use a hole in tree he replies, that's no good she says & promptly undresses & lays down, pointing between her legs she says use this hole, he then runs up & kicks her where she's pointing, rolling round in agony she says, what you do that for he replies check for bees

Picked girl up at the bar told her im gonna take her back to my place & we're having sex in the bedroom, the living room & the kitchen she was well up for it & said wow you must have some stamina. Boy was she disappointed when we got back to my caravan