Gambling Is Bad I was on a fruit machine the other day and after ploughing in all my money I actually hit the jackpot! The bells started going and the machine flashing then all of a sudden loads of black birds with yellow beaks came flying out..... Then I realised It paid out in toucans!

Funny A copper pulled me over the other day and as I wound my window down he said "papers" So I said "scissors, I win!" and drove off!

Truth Nothing is more true than a tear shed in honesty

My Body Is A Cage My body is a cage That keeps me from being with the one I love but my mind holds the key Arcade fire Lyrics that burn into your soul!

Potteries Slang The uk might be a small island by crammed into it are many people and accents and dialect vary so much even if you travel the shortest distance. Here is an example of some slang from my home city. Points if you can guess what is being said and points if you know where it comes from "cos kick a bow agen a wo an yed it till it bosts Ar con cos tho?" Comment with some of your own local slang!