Tony

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Tony

Married, two Border collies, cats, big Beatles fan.

Wife My wife went to the doctors and said to him " how can i lose a stone of ugly fat?." He said "cut your head off".

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Lasagne : My wife and I had lasagne for dinner, I said to her, see who finishes first.

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Work I wish i was a mountain, i wouldn't have to go to work tomorrow.

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Mini I want some mini cheddars,i want a mini,i want a mini ipad.

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A Bird In The Hand A bird in the hand is worth walking down Brighton pier with.

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