Married, two Border collies, cats, big Beatles fan.
Wife My wife went to the doctors and said to him " how can i lose a stone of ugly fat?." He said "cut your head off".
Lasagne : My wife and I had lasagne for dinner, I said to her, see who finishes first.
Work I wish i was a mountain, i wouldn't have to go to work tomorrow.
Mini I want some mini cheddars,i want a mini,i want a mini ipad.
A Bird In The Hand A bird in the hand is worth walking down Brighton pier with.
