Worst Invention More ramblings from me. Does anyone else find that when they go to bed, they spend at least an hour messing around on their iphone before even attempting to go to sleep? I also now have permanent dents just above knees from my insistance on taking my iphone with me every time i go for a crap. First world problems people.

Day 1 Im going to try and keep this updated with my moans, gripes and ramblings as best as possible. About me. Wrong side of thirty, a serving member of the armed forces and unsure of what the future holds. It will become evident that i moan a lot but i put it down to my old age. Well today was going great until the local cash machine decided to chew up and keep the money i wanted. I thought it was too good to be true that i didnt have to wipe mcdonalds milkshake off the screen first. On the bright side, its stopped me from getting smashed tonight on cheap shots and JD.