3 Things Three things cannot be hidden for long, the moon, the sun, and the truth.

Fake hair, fake tan, fake nails, fake eye slashes, fake tits, fuck me girl where would you made china?

Love When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.

84 And Sharp As Ever I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy new shoes ( he is 84) We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours, red, green, orange and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would catch him staring every time. When the teenager had enough he sarcastically asked: What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your #life? Knowing my dad I quickly swallowed my food so I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did did not bat an eye lid on his response. 'got stoned once and fucked a peacock, was just wondering were you my son'

Dirty Bob After having a 69 with his girlfriend.. Bob remembered he had a Dentist appointment Afraid they would smell fanny on his breath,he brushed his teeth,used dental floss,a bottle of Listerine & ate a packet of strong mints .Feeling confident in the Dentist's chair,he opened his mouth. The dentist got close & said "Did u have a 69 b4 u got here?". "How did u know" said Bob, "Does my breath smell of fanny?" "No" he replied "U have a skidmark on your forehead