Liverpool What is the difference between a tea bag and Liverpool a tea bag stays in the cup longer

The Land Of The Wrong James and Laura were in the bedroom reading a story and as they opened page 31 of the Easter bunny goes bonkers a key fell out James was eleven and Laura was only 7 so being that age she said what does it do so James wondered if it was the key to his mothers Cubard so as he unlocked it he flew into the Cubard leaving Laura on her own wanting in awe for him to come back. James fell to the floor feeling in the darkness the floor was wet as if it were water which was wrong so he stepped onto the pavement and fell into it with a splash it was all wrong the grass was the fluffyest blue ever seen the sky was lime green like the grass SHOULD have been. As James stood he was greeted by animals TALKING animals and WALKING ON 2 FEET animals as he tilted his head left he noticed a man and woman eating grass like cows.