Zombie Vore Got bored- When I get bored crazy weird bizarre stuff ensues- No hating please: if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all! ------------------------------------------------- Yolanda Moore was depressed, she wanted a child of her own, but since she was undead she couldn't. Then she got an idea- There was an old wives tale that if a zombie (male or female)just swallowed a human (of any age) and itll turn into a baby of her own! It had to work, she thought, babies grow in the belly! But unfortunately, due to the lack of education she had (because she was a zombie with a brain of mush) she didnt realize that that wasn't how it worked. At midnight, she went to the nearest town (because thats where all the people were) it was a full moon, she went to the mansion of a well known grumpy billionaire named Mary Ross She had no one-only her cat Foofie. Yolanda rolled Mary over, looking at Mary's fair skin and Fiery red hair, and thought "I wish my baby will look like her." When she rolled Mary over, Mary started to stir "Foofie... Go back to sleep..." She mumbled, then her eyes opened and she saw Yolanda and she shrieked in terror! In a panic, Yolanda swallowed Mary alive, consious and whole, afraid she'd be caught. Zombies have incredibly long stretchy necks and super stretchy elastic like bellies, so Mary shrieked in fear as she fell down Yolanda's throat and fell into the bottomless pit of her belly. Yolanda's belly now bulged to 18 times its size, it rumbled stetched and swelled and bloated, and she belched- loud. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!!!! Mary screeched in horror, from deep inside the swollen bloated bottomless pit of Yolanda's belly, Yolanda rubbed her belly, very full, patted it twice and belched ine more time, not as loud and long as the last time. BURP!!!!! And Mary Ross squirmed inside her and kicked one last time, you could even see her kick and feel it if you touched Yolanda's belly, then was silent at last. Yolanda walked slowly down the road to her home, full, and happy, not realizing that she WASN'T actually pregnant. The next day her butler came to the estate, and found her missing, he just blew it off, assuming she was at the store, having no idea she was in the belly of a zombie and was never coming back... And nobody missed her. The end.