BEELZEBOSS I'm the devil, I love metal! Check this riff, it's fucking tasty I'm the devil, I can do what I want, Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt, There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost I can't wait to take Kage back to hell I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel

Public Transport They say they want to turn al transport to busses and trains well that's not a good fucking idea when the trains don't even go to your destination because repairs are going on at a station that's 2 stops away :@

My #life This ain't a song for the brokenhearted No silent prayer for the faith departed And I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd You're gonna hear my voice when I shout it out loud It's my #life It's now or never I ain't gonna live forever I just wanna live while I'm alive (It's my #life) My heart is like an open highway Like Frankie said, "I did it my way" I just wanna live while I'm alive 'Cause it's my #life This is for the ones who stood their ground For Tommy and Gina who never backed down Tomorrow's getting harder, make no mistake Luck ain't even lucky, gotta make your own breaks It's my #life And it's now or never I ain't gonna live forever I just wanna live while I'm alive (It's my #life) My heart is like an open highway Like Frankie said, "I did it my way" I just wanna live while I'm alive 'Cause it's my #life You better stand tall When they're calling you out Don't bend, don't break Baby, don't back down It's my #life It's now or never 'Cause I ain't gonna live forever I just wanna live while I'm alive (It's my #life) My heart is like an open highway Like Frankie said, "I did it my way" I just wanna live while I'm alive (It's my #life) And it's now or never I ain't gonna live forever I just wanna live while I'm alive (It's my #life) My heart is like an open highway Like Frankie said, "I did it my way" I just wanna live while I'm alive 'Cause it's my #life!

Men Women Q- why were men invented? A- coz vibrators can't buy rounds. Q- why were women invented? A- coz sheep can't cook.

Perfect Two Your the apple to my pie Your the straw to my berry Your the smoke to my high And you the one I wanna marry Cos I'm the one for you, for you And your the one for me, for me You take the both of us, of us And we're the perfect two <3