EPIC Comebacks So theres a guy at my school who makes fun of my hight. Now me being VERY proud of it found these epic comebacks (ps the hearts are my faves. ): I didn’t realize you were an expert on my #life and how I should live it. Continue while I take notes.

Joke Luke: 1 in 5 people are gay. I hope it's andy. He's hot. Andy: they say 1 in 5 girls are lesbian. I hope it's not ashley. She cute. Ashley: they say 1 in 5 girls are lesbian. I hope it's Jolie. She's pretty Jolie: they say 1 in 5 boys are gay. I hope it's not Luke. He's hot.

Malala Have you heard of Malala? She got shot in the head by the Taliban and survived. You know what she wanted to say? " I wish that when I see the Taliban, before they shoot me, I could tell them how wrong they were about education." - Malala Yousafanzi

Guys So a girl texts her boyfriend and says ILY. Her boyfriend texts back and says "aww! Spell it out!" And she replies "I'm Leaving You. "

I Love You I love you. I wish i had the guts to say it to your face. When your with me i'm a bird freed from a cage. When you leave it's a cold, icy chamber. My body is cold and #lifeless. I'm a floating soul in a dark vast world. But when you come again theres #life in the world. Every thing is living and free. When your here with me.