How Old Am I? A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends4,000 grand and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand, buys a paper and says to the sales clerk"I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 34"was the reply. "I'm actually 46" said the man happily. About a while later he went for lunch at McDonald's and he asked the order taker the same question,to which the reply is,"I'm guessing your about 30?" "nope, I'm actually 46"He's starting to feel really good About himself. While standing at a bus stop he asks a old women the same question. She replies" I am 85 years old and my eyesight is poor. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a mans age. If I put my hand down your pants and played with your penis for 10 minutes I will be able to tell your exact age" As there was no one else around the man thought what the hell and let her hand slip down his pants. Ten minutes later the lady says" ok, it's done. I know your 46". Stunned, the man says" That was brilliant, how did you do that!" The old lady replies" I was behind you at McDonald's"

The Dragon Galexy Over the beautiful sunset, a brand new island hovered in the sky for a couple of seconds, then rising up higher and higher than the clouds. The dragon eggs flew down from space, and with a gentil " thud" the eggs landed on the soft springy grassy bed. First the fiery fire dragon, then the grassy grass dragon and last but not least, the rocky rock dragon. Now all of the plant dragons are racing to get to the epic new island. Run, run, TRIP!!! Every time a new plant dragon gets to the island, it calls to all its friends to come and check it out. Eventually, the elder of the pod calls to all the fire dragons. It goes on and on and on!!!! Soon the whole world is full of every kind of dragon of every kind of type. That's my story so far. Do u like it