Day At The Zoo Yesterday I went to the zoo, Green sock within my shoe. A place where tigers and hippos roam, Am at home now applying some shaving foam. My day was pretty damn fab, Not drab! An ant actually bit me on my leg, Wish I had foreseen it like Mystic Meg Big fish, Shame I wasn't with Trish. Big snake, So happy my smile wasn't fake. Just waking up now, Hero coming along. With my little milky cow, In a thong.

My Green Socks I walk into the lounge in my green socks, People look at me, I give them the shocks. Sitting here now with my Ovaltene, Oh no, I think I've ruptured my spleen! Nee naw nee naw in the ambulance I go! Gotta go with the flow. Getting some oxygen I breathe hard, Look, I'm passing The Shard! The doctor's do their best to rebuild my broken body, Hope their work isn't too shoddy! I walk out all refreshed and mended, Not feeling offended.