.Net web developer lots to moan about and keen to learn
~Bruce Willis~ Bruce willis was found dead next to a bottle of Viagra. Well I guess we can safely say he 'died hard'
~Parenting Fail~ I overheard a father yelling at his toddler who refused to sit still in the shopping cart “If you fall down and break your leg don’t come running to me.”
~Woss~ Jonathan Ross has been accused of stealing a kitchen utensil from tesco. Ross said its a whisk he was willing to take
~paws~ I remember being blown away when I noticed lemmings had a set of paws for their pause button.
~Warmth~ The only thing good to come from farting too hard.
