Helen Flanagan What a bitch I'm a celeb, she is getting on my nerves Go where u belong in corrie

Man City R Shit! LOL CITY R DOIN SHITT IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE SEASON, THEY LOST AGAINST AJAXX 3 nil 1 nil LOL

Racism ENG V SRB ENG v SRB U21 England won by one nil Later in the game There was a big ugly fight Racism It's got to stop F****** hell when are they gonna grow up Bunch of shit head wankers U21!!!!!! Young adults fighting a disgrace Danny rose was the one getting booed at and all sorts and him getting a RED CARD!!!! Disgrace

Oldies And Sex An old man and an old lady were having sex, the old git was so horny he decided to suck his old lady's tits and throughout the night they were at it as hell. Few days later the man got so sick he had to go to hospital, when the doctors told him what was the reason for this, due to expired milk

Chelsea Celery Ballad Celery celery, if she won't *** I will tickle her*** with a lump of celery