I have a pet cat called shandy. She is very cute and loves to be stroked. I do dance lessons with Lorna Timms dance school and I get taught by Miss Melissa.
People Are Chocolates People are like chocolates. Caramel: soft and warm people. Nut: hard and tough people. Plain: plain people. Mint: people who like to spice up their #life. Orange: sour people who have no interest in you whatsoever.
Joke About Leg I walked into a boy called James and he said to me: "I just bumped into a man with a wooden leg called Duncan." I then said: "Whats the other leg called?"
#quote Wars ADELE: "I set fire to the rain." SPONGEBOB: "Well I have campfires underwater." Who do you think is better?
Unicorns Are... Unicorns are just fat rhinos. If we give them enough love and attention, plus a diet. They will reveal their magical ways
Silent Cats Cats are pretty much silent all of their lives, apart from when they are hungry or if they are happy. They prove to us they can speak... But only when they want to. Unlike us humans, we can't stop!
